Collective farm and all round utopia 'Animal Farm' has been the subject of a shocking scandal it has emerged.
Leading, but equal, pigs, Napoleon and Snowball, have been accused of an astonishing case of bestial class betrayal.
Answering the charges put to them, Napoleon said 'The rumours are scurrilous, untrue and without basis. The situation we were photographed in was nothing more than a medical examination.'
Snowball added 'Yes. The Prime Minister was meticulously examining a small medical problem I have in the groinal area. With his mouth. Whilst Napoleon held his hips and rhythmically steadied him.'
'In no way were we, ironically, spit roasting a human.'
Mr. Cameron's people refused to allow him to speak to us regarding this matter but an anonymous source said 'Well, four legs good, two legs bad, threesome better.'
