As the period of mourning continues over the horrific terror attacks in Paris, British people have begun asking how long is necessary before open hatred of the French can begin again it has been revealed.
In a survey conducted by Professor Charles Langtree of The Felchfield Institute, 99.9% of British residents were itching to profess just how much they though the French were cunts.
'It's a miracle it has lasted this long' said Professor Langtree.
'The most telling question the the survey was 'Depite the horror of the terror attacks, the French population has been reduced in number because of it. Are you secretly happy?' to which 102% of people said yes.'
'Not a possible number I know, but some people tore their survey in half and answered on both pieces.'
'I am deeply concerned about the mental health of the British people this love and compassion is doing. The sooner they return to their default setting of misery, bile and gemeral hate, the better for everyone.'