Jeremy Corbyn maliciously, aggressively and purposely wasted food at the post-remembrance banquet by not turning up it has been claimed.
Deciding instead to clap veterans as they marched past and meet and greet them, an entire portion of ridiculous food went to waste.
'There's people starving in Africa you know' said Daily Mail columnist Giles Kunt.
'How dare he waste this delicious foie gras with truffle oil, roasted partridge in a port jus and fruit medley in 18 year old sherry?'
'Those brown people would love this stuff! The bastard. Taling to poor people who had the indignity to survive the wars that were meant to thin their numbers.'
'The scoundrel!'