With the increased focus internationally on 'Sally's Problem', 'The Dying Llama' and 'The Piss Easy Coins Thing', Maths exams are to have their content changed.
'We feel people struggle counting let alone using letters instead of numbers' said Professor Charles Langtree of the Felchfield Institute.
'From now on people will just have to stand in front of the invigilator and sing a nursery rhyme about pixies whilst wearing a silly hat.'
'That will get them an A in Maths and will see them in to any job they need.'
'There is the small issue of probably having to convert to a pre-industrial society when nobody can make any machines work or build them anymore.'
'But hey, no more maths exams with maths in them! Woo hoo!'