David Cameron's soul is fake and is added to pictures and news footage after the fact it has been revealed.
Using photoshop and film editting software, a soul is pasted over his lifeless face to resemble a normal human being with normal feelings like compassion.
'His actions are such that we had no option' said digital artist Ash Kennedy.
'Nobody can look him deep in the eyes ordinarily without chanting their love for Beelzebub.'
'So we have to make him seem vaguely normal and have a face that looks like an innocuous piece of reformed ham rather than a demonic hell beast coming to steal money from the poor. So far it's working wonderfully.'
'Stupid people have voted for him in droves. Only to have their bank accounts emptied so a hedge fund manager can sacrifice a goat by fucking it to death. It's the Tory way.'