Jeremy Corbyn has dodged a bullet by avoiding a vote on Trident at this years conference.l it has been revealed.
Said to be relieved, his aides nevertheless have said he needs to make a decision on the subject; 'He needs to put a rocket up his arse' said one.
But dodging the rhetorical missiles is a Corbyn speciality.
'He is untouchable at the moment. His words turn to gold. He has avoided the minefield that is nuclear weapons.'
Corbyn is said to be improving his office security to ensure nobody rifles through his briefs for dirt to dish else he will have them pistol whipped.
The war of words continues.
