Anti-austerity campaigners have had a mass revelation about where they march it has been revealed.
Speaking from outside the Tory party conference in Manchester, CND, Socialist Worker and Stop The War campaigner Ash Kennedy said 'We are marching in the wrong place!'
'The media never cover us and I get it now! Before I go on about location, I get that the mass printed signs handed out by alledged leftist organisations that seem to have an endless pot of cash to print glossy signage, have large central offices and exorbitant membership fees are hypocritical and slightly ridiculous.'
'But location! Thousands of people gathering in a city like Manchester or London. Well, big deal! That happens every saturday. It's boring. It's the same old shite. Over and over and over again. It's not news!'
'But if 50,000 people descended on Chipping Norton. Or Swaffham. Or any village in rural Tory country it would be the top story. Plus the local residents would be up in arms. They would be begging the Tories to get rid of these left wing people.'
'And we would of course go. When they change their policies. Until then, we mass in small villages.'
'Why has nobody though of this before?!?'