With Jeremy Corbyn's cabinet infighting, no media strategy and a parliamentary party in disarray, the latest news from inside the shadow cabinet is Mr. Corbyn's refusal to acknowledge gravity.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, Stella Creasey said 'His ability to ignore things that are right in front of him is amazing.'
'He may hate the media. We all do. It's right wing, hateful and a burden that is beyond annoying, but it's there, it's one of the best ways to get our message across and we should utilise it.'
'But he refuses to talk to the media, ignores it and hopes it goes away. Well, after seeing his ball sack in the mirror, he now refuses to acknowledge gravity also.'
'Problematic, what with it keeping the universe together. One could say he's lost all grip with reality. But the members support him and they have in no way entered into some cult like, Jesus following mass delusion.'
'You were loved whilst you lasted Labour.'