Lord Warner, former minister for something ages ago under Tony Blair has resigned the Labour whip it has been announced.
After issuing a statement saying that Labour had lost their way and had become unelectable, journalists everywhere thanked the Lord for the written statement as they were short of toilet paper.
'This looks like 100gsm parchment embedded with aloe vera. My arse is going to to very happy later' said Ash Kennedy of the Guardian.
John Prescott was said to be indifferent to the news, asking if this news was important enough to disturb his third breakfast.
And Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn reportedly shrugged his shoulders and said 'Who?'
This is the latest none-blow to Corbyn that various news outlets and neo-cons are manufacturing in the hope of creating news from nothing.