A left wing, white, middle class, middle aged man has refused to accept that a black woman was racist despite seeing video evidence of it, it has emerged.
After witnessing a video of a black woman racially abusing a muslim woman, Ash Kennedy, 37 from Cheshire, simply put his fingers in his ears and shouted 'La, la, la, la, la, this is not happening!'
'I'm sorry but no. It is I and my ilk, white people, who are responsible for all, not most, all the evil in the world.'
'Firstly, may I just apologise for being born. I am another white, patriarchal, oppressive, evil status quo maintaining bastard.'
'Secondly, that black woman will have been oppressed by me. Not others like me. No, me.'
'Thirdly, so has the Muslim woman. And so, in conclusion, this never happened and it's all my fault despite me never having been born when most of the screwing over of the world happened.'
'My fault, mine alone. And I have no idea by what you mean by white middle class guilt. Doesn't exist. You oppressing, honky cracker you!'