The Lad Bible, widely regarded as a cave of 90s lad nostalgia and stolen content have confirmed they will refuse to stop acting like wankers.
Speaking from as far inside his own arsehole as he can manage to reach, editor and publisher Alexander 'Solly' Solomou said 'I'm not paying for something I can get for free.'
'I don't pay for porn which I spend most of the day stroking my very small penis to before a tiny eruption of my scum soils my ridiculously expensive suit.'
'As far as I see it, content writers and producers are just porn actresses in disguise. Filthy whores who I can fap to and make money off.'
'So why shouldn't I cut and paste an article here, a video there if it makes me enough money to buy the Lamborghini Aventador I so desperately want whilst guffawing with my young Tory mates and spitting at poor people.'
'I've got money, you haven't and that's entirely your fault. Now fuck off.'