Seven people have been found dead from self-inflicted wounds at a dinner party it has been revealed.
A Roman themed dinner, there was only one survivor of this dreadful incident that is being described by those in the know as 'completely understandable.'
Detective Constable Ash Kennedy of Police said 'The survivor, a man simply known by the mononym of 'Jay', wad interviewed under caution by ourselves because at first we thought it may have been a case of murder.'
'However the gentleman started to regale us with stories of impregnating 7 Thai prostitutes and abandoning them in his gap year, the time he had sex with his brother's girlfriend because he was bored and how he enjoys pulling down the trousers and skirts of passing strangers 'for shits and giggles.'
'At this point I considered suicide myself so it's perfectly understandable the other guests chose this option.'
