Working at a job and earning money to buy things is necessary if you want your house to be well equiped it emerged today after a man tried to fill his house with items acquired on Freecycle.
Ash Kennedy, an estate agent from Bristol, recieved the daily digest email with over 300 'Wanted' requests from one person.
'Their username was 'McBlister' which I assume relates to the state of their hands from all the typing.'
'It wasn't just 'Mirror' or 'armchair'. They were asking for dishwashers, X-boxes, double beds, toilet rolls, a weekly Asda shop and 'Lube'.
'Perhaps that was because he seems to want to shaft the lot of us. Might make it a bit smoother on entry.'