The BBCs new international channel, BBC Brit, has had its remit document leaked.
Controller of the new channel, Michael Bond, said in the proposal, 'The honest British man likes nothing more than hanging out in pubs, telling each other untrue facts, laughing at brown people and blowing farts that you can still taste 3 days later.'
The proposal continued: 'We believe that constant loops of Top Gear, QI, Top Gear, Would I Lie To You and Top Gear smashed repeatedly into the skulls of viewers is what people really want.'
'The licence fee of all the men who would watch this channel will go to providing Clarkson with a lifetime of Equality And Not Being A Fuck-knuckle training.'
We asked Mr. Bond for a comment on the leaked document looking identical to a similar document entitled 'Dave: How To Gouge Out More Cash From Shite We've Already Shown' but he was unavailable.