David Cameron has been criticised today for his insistence that Gordon the Gopher be allowed to participate in at least two of the forthcoming TV debates.
In an astonishing tirade, Ed Milliband was quoted as saying 'I am sick and tired of Cameron suggesting all these additional participants on the debates. He is using ungentlemanly tactics just so he can stack the debates with more and more people to undermine the Labour Party's policies. Well, policy.'
He went on to say 'If people think we are afraid of what Gordon has to squeak, they are wrong. We have a full manifesto of policies that will stand up to the most vigorous squeaking.'
Nick Clegg when asked to comment on the situation said 'David thinks he has Ed running scared with this Gordon the Gopher suggestion. All Milliband needs to do is change his surname to 'The Duck' and he would see Cameron run a country mile. He knows that Ed the Duck has the insider knowledge to demolish any Tory argument. He's a green mohawked bastard.'