Tory Chairman Grant Shapps has accidentally inhaled Keith Chegwin it has emerged.
In a particularly exasperating moment, Mr Shapps inhaled deeply and Chegwin, who was passing by, was sucked in to his cavernous gob.
Mr. Shapps was today describing the experience of having Keith Chegwin inside him.
'It's fun. I grew up on Cheggers Plays Pop and he hasn't lost his touch. He still spins those disks and is as wacky and entertaining as he ever was. It can be difficult sleeping though when Give It Up by KC and The Sunshine Band is blaring out of every orifice.'
Mr. Chegwin was unnavailable for comment. Mr. Shapps said they were both learning morse code and would soon be able to communicate through slaps on his stomach and we could come back and interview him then.