Polls published today indicate what could be a multi-party government come the general election. However Ugov, Ipsos-Lori and Canter have all found a similar trend to an addendum question they added to their polls.
Roger Hemsworth speaking on behalf of the three companies said: 'The electorate have spoken in unison. When asked 'Is Nigel Farage a bell end?' 84% answered yes'.
He continues, 'I personally think he's a cunt but apparently we can't use that word in polls. So we settled for the gentler yet equally damning 'bell end''.
But what did Mr. Hemsworth think persuaded 16% to vote No? 'We looked into this. All of them were educated since David Cameron came to power and consequently can't read. They had no idea what box they were ticking.'