George Galloway was labelled as pornographic and obscene today by some personages. After it emerged that he had taken part in an X-rated movie 'Gorgeous George Gallops Gaily with Gazelles' he was heard to have commented that they were particularly sexy animals.
'The way they frolic, gander and gambol. And their firm, rigid horns. They give me.....something. They surprise me with their indefatigability.'
Asked for comment on their most famous politicians behaviour, a Respect representative said 'We respect Georges position on this matter and support him fully. We believe in R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to me.'
The gazelle was unavailable for comment.