Today Tony Blair denied that is was his actions that has led to the delay in the publication of the Chilcott Enquiry.
When asked if he was in any way involved in hindering the release of the oft delayed inquiry into the Iraq War, Blair stated 'Ahv no idea wotcha mean guv, aint me what 'ampered it.'
Asked if the inquiry would lead to difficult questions for the former Prime Minister, Mr Blair said ''Ow can it? I wasn't even there. It's that fella from over der sea, whatsisname, Bush, ask 'im. Nuffin to do wi' me'.
Cherie Blair has previously stated her husband has been suffering with PSS (Pretend Socialist Syndrome) but was taking a half bottle of Bollinger, twice daily for it.
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