Crazed mentalists Islamic State today threatened to decapitate Barack Obama with a really rusty knife.
Isis spokesmen Abu Teebooteeboo said 'We will remove the American infidels head and do it slowly. We've heard it's quite hard to get through the spine so if we aren't successful at least the rusty knife will give him really quite a bad infection. It will take antibiotics at least a week to clear it up. Ooooh nasty, ha ha ha.'
Normal human being and committed muslim Mohammed Khan, spokesman for Muslims Against Loons said 'This so called Islamic State. What a bunch of cocks. They should just go home, actually read the Koran, if in fact they can read, and learn about tolerance and peace. And go out, get a girlfriend, go to the cinema, have a romantic dinner and generally have a nice, quiet life instead of trying desperately to seek daddy's approval by running around like a bunch of gits with guns'.