As the main parties today lay out their tax and spend plans for the general election is becomes more apparent that our economy needs the steady hand and financial insight of Peter Andre.
Professor Richard Guggenheim of the LSE said, 'The lyrics of Peter Andre's hits are very prescient. 'Mysterious Girl' obviously references the effects that Angela Merkel and Christine Lagarde have had on european finance. And 'Insania' is about the financial crash and how it has led to mental difficulties for many of us.'
In response, Peter Andre said he does actually have a 5 point plan for worldwide economic recovery.
'It's true that I can foresee these things. I'm like a financial Nostradamus. My plan is 1) Tax wealth, 2) reduce debt and 3) some other things.'
'You see!' said Professor Guggenheim, 'Genius. Why didn't I think of that? I'm just going to go back to making economic predictions on a Speak-And-Spell.'
