First came her comments to Ed Milliband when she disagreed with the mansion tax and now a spat with fellow parents over buying birthday presents for her daughter's friends.

But Myleene Klass today admitted this was all motived by prudence.

'I'm tighter than an anal retentive's arsehole after seeing someone kicked in the jaffas' Klass said.
'After spunking all my Hear'Say money on clothes, I have saved every penny. I still have my first pay cheque from the One Show. Yes, remember when I used to host that? Then they replaced me with lookalike Christine Bleakley. Then they replaced her with lookalike Alex Jones. Put the three of us in a line and nobody has a sodding clue which is which. Anyway, yes, I'm a miserly bastard.'

Whilst answering our questions, Myleene gesticulated to a machine hanging around her neck which turned out to be a parking meter. As we pumped coins into it to keep her talking she admitted she wanted to be the worlds first coin-operated celebrity.

'Any appearance I make from now on I will expect my fee and a long line of people pumping copper into me.'

 
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