Political leaders are increasingly disguising themselves to avoid reporters it has emerged.
After it was reported that Nigel Farage disguised himself as a workman to avoid reporters and difficult questions, David Cameron has started wearing a Mr. Blobby suit.
Asked why he is trying to shield himself from journalists and the general public Mr. Cameron said 'Blobby blobby blobby.'
Asked by a Morning Gerald reporter to answer the question and comment on his parties policies Mr. Cameron responded. Blobby! Blob blob blobby!' Our reporter noted this was more comprehensible than the current Tory plans for the economy and the NHS. It has led to a 2 point poll rise for the Conservatives.
