Katie Price, aka Jordan, is to release her 47th autobiography today.
Entitled 'Katie Price: My Last 12 Minutes', it is the latest self penned story of her life.
'I have a lot to tell.' said Price. 'My new book will cover the trauma I have suffered sitting in this office for the last 12 minutes discussing my new book.'
She continued 'I think it is time to tell the story of how my publisher won't let me release more than 3 books per day and how he keeps drinking coffee and ignoring me. It has been a life changing time for me.'
'He keeps trying to make me use a pen or a laptop instead of the usual 15 minute interview that someone else then types up, adds some bullshit and then call it an autobiography.'
'My struggles are endless. Which is the title of my next book where I recount having to do an interview with you.'
Price's book is available now for £19.99 from all really bad book stores.