Jose Mourihno has been revealed as US government informant Deep Throat.
In an interview with Mourihno, he admitted so himself.
'It is time for the truth' said the notoriously paranoid and fucking weird Chelsea manager. 'I revealed the secrets about Watergate.'
He continued 'What you also don't know is I am also Edward Snowden and am currently living in Russia. You must protect me. They are after me.'
We asked how it was possible for him to be Deep Throat as he would have been 9 years old during the 1972 scandal.
'The FBI train people young' he said. 'Nixon's people are after me. So are Obama's. I know too much.'
His nurse confirmed he was taking very powerful anti-psychotics.