Marina Litvinenko, Alexander Litvinenko's widow, said her husband described Vladimir Putin as a big girls blouse.
'Putin is notoriously thin skinned' said Marina. 'Alexander used to tease him because he used to walk into the office with his shirt off while 3 large Siberian men oiled him up. He was meant to be administering the FSB but instead he had an army of beauty therapist giving him facials, chemical peels, deep tissue massages and mud packs.'
'That's why he looks like a slightly ugly new born baby. So Alexander called him a big wuss, a ponce and a big girl's blouse.'
Putin tried three times to kill Litvinenko before succeeding. Putin's inability to take any criticism, which is akin to the behaviour of a 2 year old tantrum throwing toddler, has earnt him the nickname amongst world statesman of 'The Teeny Tiny Tantrum Twatty Tyrant.'