After the sting on Malcolm Rifkind and Jack Straw that showed their influence was for sale, it has emerged that this is not the lowest they will go in pursuit of further income.
Our investigation found that both men own a massage therapy chain in north London called 'The Member for Chills and Thrills' On the menu are a selection of new age therapy and sports massages.
However, regular customer Ken Rimmer, 56, of 23 King Road, Willesden told us under the condition of anonymity that off-menu extras are available.
'I often go for a reiki massage' he said. 'When I am at my most relaxed I get a whisper in my ear asking if I would like a 'happy ending' for an extra £10. I usually agree.'
He continued 'But I must admit that Mr. Straw is the better of the two. He is very gentle and considerate and I always finish quickly. Whereas Malcolm Rifkind basically rips your cock off. He's so impatient.'