Sarah Palin has been awarded the Nobel Prize for literature after taking part in a bukkake party with the judges it has emerged.
Palin, renowned for being barely capable of saying her name, has written a book on her 'thoughts'.
'It's an achievement' she said. 'Whoda thought woman, a woman from Alaska could've got the Noel Christmas Prize for Littering.'
She continued 'I worked hard. I worked it hard, shakin' my ass. Got down on ma knees an' took a loada cum. It's how I got the Vice Permanent Nomination from John Cain.'
Critics of Palin were quick to comment. 'We expect this from her. But the Nobel Prize Committee? Sure, you want an Oscar, just bend over and take it up the ass. But we expected better from them.'