After the American CEO of Boots, Stefano Pessina, said that Ed Miliband being UK Prime Minister would be a catastrophe for Britain, the CEO of Superdrug says they don't care.
Robert Parsons, who has been head of Superdrug for four years, said 'We don't find the UK Prime Minister has much influence on our business. I mean yes, he comes in occasionally for some Just For Men but that hardly keeps us afloat. Genuinely, we couldn't give two fucks who is Prime Minister.'
Budget competitor, Savers, also had a statement: 'It is our opinion that, as long as the UK continues to be led by public schoolboys, we will have an endless supply of neglected emo and goth kids who want to buy black, blue and red hair dye. Beyond that, we have no opinion. On anything. Ever.'
Mr. Miliband is a major shareholder in Savers and spends his weekends with a green mohawk moshing to The Clash.