The atmospheric phenomenom is know for it's beauty. Last nights display amounted to a thin feeble layer of slightly glimmering green wobble stuff that wowed and amazed everyone who had never seen, heard of or seen pictures of the aurora before.
Sigmunder Thorvaldsson, Icelandic expat living in Preston audibly laughed at this display.
'You call that an aurora?' Thorvaldsson said. 'I have seen better light effects after necking 4 pints of Viking Ball Breaker. Just go to Iceland. It's full on mental hallucinations twice a month. What you had last night? That's a migraine headache.'
