Asked if he wanted an Xbox or a PS4 he said 'The PS4 as the Xbox is shit.'
Professor Julian Fitzsimmonds of Central University said 'Although it was only 7 words and one of those was vulgar this does qualify as a sentence. We are astonished and haven't heard anything quite like it.'
We approached Robert Johnson for an interview and he agreed. We asked him what he felt about this development. 'Dunno' he said.
When asked why the PS4 is better than the Xbox he said 'Shit.' We also asked if he was helping any friends with constructing sentences. 'No.' he said. So we slapped him and took his PS4.
