Renowned world wide for its cutting edge and insightful reporting, Naked News has been bought by the BBC.
Speaking about the acquisition today, the Director-General Richard Matthews said 'This is an important addition to the BBC's news output.'
He continued 'Naked News will be integrated into BBC Breakfast. The investigative journalism and presenting skills that are exhibited will bring a much needed gravitas and integrity to our output. Plus, I love big tits.'
Asked if that was his motivation for the purchase, Mr. Matthews was defensive.
'Are you trying to say that I have done this just because I want to see Louise Minchin, Naga Munchetty and Steph McGovern's naked? How dare you. They will be wearing suspender belts!'
'It's only a shame this merger didn't happen whilst Susanna Reid was still here. There's an ass that wont quit!'
After we pointed out that Bill Turnbull's ball sack would also be on display, Mr. Matthews withdrew the merger.