It has been announced that Dick Advocaat will take over as Sunderland manager.
The Association of North East Football announced the move today. It also announced a new rule for managers.
'All managers of north east teams must now be named after penis's and booze.'
The statement continued 'Newcastle United's manager is to be Dong Tequila, Gateshead has acquired Gentleman Sausage Brandy and Darlington is getting Cock Vodka.'
This trend shows no sign of slowing as other regional football associations make similar announcement.
There is growing concern that the West Country FA's new ruling of female genitalia and cricket position based names will in time inevitably lead to Fanny Batter.
Minge Fielder was unavailable for comment.
The Association of North East Football announced the move today. It also announced a new rule for managers.
'All managers of north east teams must now be named after penis's and booze.'
The statement continued 'Newcastle United's manager is to be Dong Tequila, Gateshead has acquired Gentleman Sausage Brandy and Darlington is getting Cock Vodka.'
This trend shows no sign of slowing as other regional football associations make similar announcement.
There is growing concern that the West Country FA's new ruling of female genitalia and cricket position based names will in time inevitably lead to Fanny Batter.
Minge Fielder was unavailable for comment.