Benjamin Netanyahu grasped victory from the claws of defeat yesterday with an astonishing electoral comeback.
Speaking of his victory, Netanyahu said 'This is a victory for security and sense.'
He continued 'Under my leadership we will build an Israel for tomorrow. Safe and secure and with prosperity for all. Unless you are Arab in which case you can fuck off.'
Bibi won by guaranteeing there would be no two state solution.
'Israel is indivisible.' he said.
'The people will have the space and housing they need. Palestinians do not need anywhere to live. Besides, I want a swimming pool and those Arabs next door will have to move out so I can flatten their house.'
'If they complain, the IDF will interview them. With bullets.'