Hilary Clinton's missing emails have been found under her mattress it has emerged.
They were discovered when her housekeeper was flipping her mattress along with $5000 and Bill's stash of Playboys.
'This is a relief and this issue can finally be put to bed' said Hilary.
'I have the emails here and will sort them and publish them in due course. Or if I get bored I will toss them in the trash.'
This is not the first time a president has discovered essential items under the mattress. George W. Bush found his brain cell there and Bill Clinton discovered an as yet untouched intern.
The Republicans are calling on Barack Obama to look under his own mattress in case his birth certificate is there. The White House responded by groaning quietly.