Here we will present a breakdown of the blanket coverage of the days news.
The Markets - A patchwork blanket made by 12 southern ladies talking about how they miss the good old days of black people being hung.
Foreign News - A bed throw, covered with a few suspicious stains from 'night time activities.'
Sport - An old tartan rug that grandad used to put over his legs at the football to keep them warm before he covered it in piss and it had to be burned in a biocontamination plant.
Entertainment - A pashmina, soft on the neck and fragrant but not easy to clean the heroin overdose vomit from.
Health - A silver post marathon blanket which is a ploy by Bacofoil to destroy cling film.
