Ed Miliband and David Cameron's non-debate debate has shown a valid reason why David Cameron won't debate Ed Miliband head to head; he's a hard bastard.

Miliband, who looks like a middle manager who suffers from intimate rashes, launched a tirade of abuse at interviewer Jeremy Paxman.

'Am I tough enough?' he said. 'Damn right I'm tough enough.'

He continued 'Do you want to take this outside? You Tory twat. Come on Paxman. Bring Cameron along. I'll glass him before making paté out of your bollocks.'

'Come on ya wankers! Bring it ya fucking cunts!'

The studio at this point had to be emptied as Miliband's wife leapt on him in an attack of feral passion.

 
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