Brad Pitt is committing an act of solidarity over his wife's ovary removal by having a talent implant.
Pitt, increasingly emotionless due to plastic surgery, is learning a new skill called 'acting'.
His agent, Polly Helpline, said 'In a glittering career spanning 25 years Brad has engaged audiences with his dazzling eyes, sultry good looks and toned body.'
She continued 'Maintaining his boyish good looks is high on Brad's agenda but it is time to add another string to his bow. He is starting to look like a stretched scrotum.'
'So we are sending him for some acting lessons so all his parts aren't identical. And after this his accents will be at least 4% like the real thing. Those irish accents in The Devils Own and Snatch were fucking awful.'
Pitt, increasingly emotionless due to plastic surgery, is learning a new skill called 'acting'.
His agent, Polly Helpline, said 'In a glittering career spanning 25 years Brad has engaged audiences with his dazzling eyes, sultry good looks and toned body.'
She continued 'Maintaining his boyish good looks is high on Brad's agenda but it is time to add another string to his bow. He is starting to look like a stretched scrotum.'
'So we are sending him for some acting lessons so all his parts aren't identical. And after this his accents will be at least 4% like the real thing. Those irish accents in The Devils Own and Snatch were fucking awful.'
