Donald Trump, head of Trump Conglomerates, possessor of wigs and conspiracy theorist, has launched a range of fragrances.
Aimed at the powerful man, the 3 fragrances will 'invoke feelings of superiority and noxious arse gas.'
Trump, unaware of his hilarious surname, has said that the fragrances represent what he stands for.
'My beliefs are that there is no amount of horseshit I won't peddle if it will make me a dollar. Obama birth conspiracies, 9/11 truthers, you name it, I'll say it if I think it will make peoplr pay attention to me. My fragrances are as repulsive and horrific as I am.'
Aimed at the powerful man, the 3 fragrances will 'invoke feelings of superiority and noxious arse gas.'
Trump, unaware of his hilarious surname, has said that the fragrances represent what he stands for.
'My beliefs are that there is no amount of horseshit I won't peddle if it will make me a dollar. Obama birth conspiracies, 9/11 truthers, you name it, I'll say it if I think it will make peoplr pay attention to me. My fragrances are as repulsive and horrific as I am.'