David Cameron's offspring have taken inspiration from their father and are ruling out attending school for their third term.
Speaking at their country home in Chipping Norton, Hermione Cameron, 9, said 'After the easter hols, we will not be returning to school. Schools need refreshing and new faces so we will leave and allow other kids to attend.
Grace Cameron, 7, said 'Daddy wasn't happy about this decision but we told him we were just copying him. He said that we were a bunch of little shits and that we would be going. I don't know what shits mean.
Samantha Cameron however backed up her children. 'I have decided to vacate the bedroom for the third term and take a spanish lover called Hugo. I will oil his torso whilst he worships me. I have had fuck all attention for the past 8 years.