Professor Charles Langtree of Felchfield Polytechnic said that children were just meat bags that produce copious amounts of shit today.
Speaking from his laboratory, Professor Langtree said 'We have completed a longitudinal study of the effects children have on adults.'
He continued 'Rather than being an inspiration to create great works of art or to change the world for the better, they tend to sap all energy and enthusiasm for life in general.'
'I have concluded that the only contribution they make is producing copious amounts of cack. We should gather this and use it as fertiliser.'
'However that stuff that comes out of newborn babies? That is the shit of satan and should be buried in a huge pit with a 60ft red pyramid on top to warn future generations.'
