The four judges who have been fired for viewing pornography on their work computers have been praised for their normality.
Henry Johns, Chair of the Law Society said 'Most judges still get their pornography from hedges. This is a good sign that at least some of them have discovered the internet.'
And ornithologist Lizzie Smith has noticed a change in behaviour.
'I have seen a reduction in the number of judges digging in hedges in search of the increasingly rare Lesser Spotted Razzle.'
However, Clive Smiley, a high court judge, has this to say of the incident 'We are truly dismayed at the behaviour of our colleagues.'
He continued 'The viewing of such material is to be discouraged and judges should act with the highest degree of professionalism. Knock one out under your gown while staring at the stenographer like I do.'