The announcement by Nintendo that they are developing their back catalogue of games for mobile devices has lead to world leaders broadcasting their end of world emergency messages.
President Obama today authorised use of the end of the world broadcast and released this statement.
'Today is a sad day. Today, half of our entire workforce, mainly the men, stopped working and dedicated their lives to beating their childhood Duck Hunt score.'
He continued 'The years of childhood spent navigating Mario to the Princess, but never achieving it, has laid as a heavy burden on our population.'
'With half of our people no longer willing to work, this is the end of this nation and the world.'
'Farewell my fellow humans. Now pass me that phone, Zelda needs me.'