France's ever expanding population has been blamed on their being too many French people it emerged today.

Front Nationale Leader Marine Le Pen, who claims overpopulation is due to immigration, has been disproved with the latest statistics.

Yasmine Boujeneh, a second generation french woman of Magrhebi descent said 'You see them everywhere. Miserable faces and shrugging shoulders. There are far too many of them.'

British tourist James Edwards echoed these sentiments. 'Whenever I want a good meal or a nice time I go to one of the immigrant areas. Happy people and good food.'

'This beautiful country has far too many sullen, arrogant, distant, racist, white flag waving gaulists for my liking. Can we unsully this beautiful country by sending the French to the Sahara desert or something?'
 
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