Rumours are circulating that Frank Lampard may leave Manchester City later this month.
The news has generated a collective shrug amongst anybody who cares about City.
The reaction from everyone else has been 'Who?'
Lee Potts, City fan, said today 'Let's be honest. He was always just a second rate Steven Gerrard anyway. Chelsea fans rated him but everyone else couldn't give two shits.'
'He left his beloved club, unlike Steven Gerrard, and has dirtied any legacy he had. And he never really made any impact anyway.'
'Nobody is going to miss Mr. Christine Bleakley.'