Jonny Evans has confirmed that Papiss Cisse has lovely flob.
Speaking of the spitting incident, Evans said 'I told Papiss I was really proud of my flob so I showed him. He said he was impressed with the quality and the bouquet.'
He continued 'But I wanted to know how mine compared to Papiss's. Fortunately for me, he was kind enough to provide me with a sample.'
'It is lovely and velvety. It has real body and texture. I wish mine was like that. I think he should go on Dragons Den and sell it as a fragrance.
In response Cisse said 'I enjoyed our flob exchange. It was a fascinating experience for me. Next time we meet we have agreed to exchange jizz. Now that is going to be lots of fun.'