Teacher Jamshed Javed was incarcerated today for planning Jihad in Syria.
Speaking at the proceedings, Judge John Reed, who insists on a Vegan courtroom, said 'I am frankly appalled with what I see here.'
He continued 'His plan has no introductory paragraph. He didn't do his research properly. His conclusions are sloppy and he hasn't managed to convince with his arguments.'
'Plus, his spelling is awful and his plan seems to be covered in tea and margarine. Dreadful. D Minus.'