Late yesterday afternoon, a Transatlantic flight from Boston to Washington failed to stop when landing and broke through a fence.
The plane in question, Flight 472 from New Mexico, was unhurt in the incident.
'My wheels wouldn't grip' said 472. 'So I tried dragging them backwards but I just ended up Moonwalking.'
He continued 'It was only when I struck the fence that I realised I'm a talking aeroplane and had better shut the fuck up in case I am stripped down and tested.'
'Evidently I didn't bother as here I am talking to you from a table in a hangar and I can see 4 pieces of my wing over there. Me and my big cockpit.'