Pluto has warned that if it isn't upgraded from dwarf planet back to planet, it is going to become a really difficult and annoying little bastard.
Announcing its intentions, Pluto said 'If I am not made a planet again, I will alter my orbit so I go through all the comets and asteroids and send them your way. That will make you squirm.'
It continued 'And that orbit that crosses Neptune? I will smash in to Neptune. Yeah, let's see how you like that!'
Head of the International Astonomical Union, Dr Gerhardt Schmidt said in response 'Is Pluto having a tantrum again?'
'He couldn't do any of what he is threatening if he tried. He's too small. Let him blow off some steam. We'll send a probe to photograph him, that will make him feel important.'
'Maybe we should rename him Putin. It's fitting don't you think?'