Larry King was to finally be re-buried yesterday.
Thought to be dead as no-one watches anything he does after Larry King Live, king awoke from his slumber as the first lumps of soil hit his face.
'I am still breathing!' yelled King.
'My bionic heart was just rebooting.'
British regal experts explained the error.
'Here is a man who everyone assumed was dead, takes wives that are far too young for him and is a bit mad. And he looks likr a corpse lets be honest.'
'Also, the ex-wives. Divorced, beheaded died, divorced, beheaded, died, anulled, outlived.'
'Remind you of anyone?!? Henry VIII was reincarnated into Larry King. Everyone knows that.'
Thought to be dead as no-one watches anything he does after Larry King Live, king awoke from his slumber as the first lumps of soil hit his face.
'I am still breathing!' yelled King.
'My bionic heart was just rebooting.'
British regal experts explained the error.
'Here is a man who everyone assumed was dead, takes wives that are far too young for him and is a bit mad. And he looks likr a corpse lets be honest.'
'Also, the ex-wives. Divorced, beheaded died, divorced, beheaded, died, anulled, outlived.'
'Remind you of anyone?!? Henry VIII was reincarnated into Larry King. Everyone knows that.'